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Cousin Balki's Journal  Hello My American Friends: Once more it is I Balki, thank you for your kind notes, for a few moments I thought I was dead while in captivity and then I felt Larry run his fingers through my hair and everything be o.k. I cannot say where I am in the world, how do you say it, where in the world is carmen sandiego?? I afraid my english has gotten worse since the voyage in the hot air ballon began many months ago. Larry is good I think, he has developed a suspicious rash but it o.k. I still love him. I will write more when I can sneak on the computer again, after all I am in captivity. I love everybody world! I am still alive but in captivity! Help mE fREEPANCAKE. WAR!!!!!!!!! DAMN IT TO ALL SHEEP. War has ruined my hot air ballon vacation with Larry around the world, we are know stuck in India where we are being held until our hot air ballon is allowed to go back up in the beautiful air. AARGGGGG AND NARRRRR (pause) What about my sheep? Will you take care of them Poopins? I will pay you back with a pair of leather-mesh pants when I get back to the states. Why couldn't I have gotten stranded in Mypos, at least there I would know the food and people and sheep (broken english @#$%^&*())) Well world I want to say here I come, but I am stuck in a captive world, even my lover Larry cannot help me. Current mood:  anxious.Current music: "Where Are You World?" Vanessa Carlton/ Michelle Branch. Today is monday I hate it and want to cry. It is St. Patrick's Day and I am dressed in leprachun clothing, even with pretty green tights. I have nothing much to say, I am very tired from my romping this weekend. I LOVE LARRY! CAN WE LEGALLY GET MARRIED? Help. Here I come world.... Current mood:  tired.Current music: 'Hot Air Ballons are my Friends' - Micheal Bolton. What are you ding world? I am making tacos with Larry. We are wearing somberos. It smell like sex in here. Here I come world, p.s. hi to all my friends will you be my penpal poopins? Here I come world...... Current mood:  chipper.Current music: ricky martin's 9'she bangs'. HELLO EVERYBODY! HOW GOES WORLD AND LIFE TODAY? I am so sorry I have not kept up my journal, Larry say I am a naughty boy....is that true poopins and free----pancake (pause) I here you go away and desert me free--pancake, does that mean I should switch to a waffle? Help. So you want to know my adventures with Larry do you? I can only say so much or Larry will not wear his Camelot robe to bed with me (sigh) We have been traveling around the world so much, a bird flew into our hot air ballon and died I cried and made Larry make him a funeral. Also one of my beloved sheep die, I think Larry posion him before we left, I got mad and stomp my feet and say Larry you are a bitch. Then I slapped him on the face and he cried. I felt bad so we play Barbies to make up. Until later world I must go brush my Larry's mane..... I love you everybody! Current mood:  bouncy.Current music: It's a Small World Afterall. Can anybody please tell me what role playing means in the bedroom? Do I need a script like the fancy actors in Hollywood? Larry want us to play Camelot in the bedroom, what does that mean? We will play swords he say, should I buy one? Help me someone, freepancakes are you out there? Until then world here I come..... Rozza are you a new friend? Perhaps we can go to the petting zoo together soon? Yes or No? Please say so (pause) Poopins you are my bestest friend besides Larry and Sheep....shhhh you tell noone, we will show our nipples tonight to get beads for Mardi Gras. See you later journal (pause) Current mood:  blank.Current music: camelot's dance. This weekend was wonderfull...... sorry journal I have not written you in awhile but I am in love and things slip my mind (puase) Why must I love larry? He is so sexy and I love running my fingers through his mass of curly hair...it reminds me of my sheep who I miss at home. We took a detour off the hot air ballon and went to a romantizing bed and breakfast this weekend. Some people were looking at us weird I don't know why.We ate german sausage for breakfast with waffles and relish. In my country.......... oh nevermind you. Some people say I babble is that true freepancakes, I know you love me but I love larry so don't be so confused. Until next time world, here I come. ....... Current mood: drunk.Current music: strangers in the night. An excerpt from balki's journal........... Today is a good day yes...... (pause) (hairball) I am renting a hot air ballon for larry and I to travel the world in 80 days. It's sexy to me to have larry by my side and holding sweaty hands (pause) Do I make sense to Americans? I hope so. Larry says he wants to go around the world with me, but he says it with a funny smile and says it is sexual? What, me confused? The problem with me leaving on the hot air ballon is that no one can watch my sheeps, they need water and things. I told Larry maybe we can see my country from the hot air ballon, I am excited. I am buying a beret for larry and I, they are matching and written in sexy georgia writing. Here we come everybody, until next time (pause) Balki and Larry Current mood:  accomplished.Current music: lovely lovely Enya lady. Dear Journal, Today was a good day. I am having feelings for someone special, I think I love larry (pause)... In my country it is not ok for boys to love boys, is it ok in America? Larry says it is but I will have to check what are pariliament says........Sometimes when Larry touches me in my private places I tingle, I wonder if it is good or bad (pause) I guess if it is good then it is good right americans? (broken english) ^^^^^^^^^^ Today I make a sweater, it is beautiful made out of polyester and mesh, I hope Larry likes it becuase I want to give it to him on Christmas, he seems to be down in the dumps, maybe this will help his spirit. Until next time journal (pause), I miss you and love you, watch out America here I come! -Balki Current mood:  horny.Current music: wonderful folk music from Mypos!. |
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